T. Swift | The Life Of A Horse Girl

Taylor Swift announced a new album for the fall, which is a relief for white women who haven’t had anything to base their personalities off of all summer.

Taylor’s new album is titled “The Life Of A Showgirl” which to me is an odd choice for someone whose energy reeks of horse girl. 

Personally, the only life of a showgirl I care to hear about is Nomi Malone.

I already predict that Taylor will release this album and then 24 hours later release a follow up album featuring 10 new bonus tracks that didn’t fit the first album’s “vision”. And then a month after this, she’ll re-release the albums with “Stardust Lounge Edition” in the title with slightly modified versions of the same songs we’ve already heard. It’s just the same predictable cycle with this woman who loves to reheat her own nachos.

I will say this though, I hope this album doesn’t get much play in the gay bars until we know FOR SURE who she voted for. I mean, those pictures of her and Travis at weddings this summer could easily be mistaken for publicity photos on the set of Get Out.