Dean Cain Lands First Job In Years

Dean Cain has joined ICE. Usually the only thing he joins is an unemployment line.

What he should have thought of joining first was a gym. At least now Mexican grandmas have a good chance of outrunning him.

I have to wonder if Dean’s presence will get some of these other ICE agents rethinking their career choices. I know if he became my co-worker in any way, (out of) shape, or form, I’d start turning to my colleagues and asking “What are we doing here? Is this the guy you want to be associated with?”