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Trump, Taylor & Travis | The Week That Was In Pop Culture – Aug 24th – 30th
DONALD TRUMP: Dead or Alive? Rumours and speculation have been swirling about the President's health as no one has seen him publicly in days. First of all, that's a welcome change in my books so why bring it up? Enjoy the silence while you can. If Trump did die, then...
Gender Reveal Parties Just Reveal Stupidity
Cracker Barrel, insurrections, and gender reveals: the three things most celebrated by white Americans. Since the late 2000s, society has (for some reason) normalized the celebrating of a baby's gender being revealed. Meanwhile, when your 25 year old cousin, Chris,...
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce: America’s Royal Wedding?
Taylor Swift has given hope to cat ladies everywhere! After years of turbulent relationships turned albums, Swift is officially engaged to Super Bowl champion and human Golden Retriever, Travis Kelce. The couple announced their engagement in a collaborated carousel of...
JUST-IN: Trudeau & Perry End Romance
Guess there weren't sparks (or even fireworks) after all! Insiders say the romance between the pop star and former Prime Minister has gone "cool" after their well publicized dinner date. Guess the couple that culturally appropriates together, doesn't stay together....
Pierre Poilievre | No Longer A Cuck, Gets Back A Seat
He's got a face only a mother could put up for adoption. And thanks to the CONservative dimwits in Alberta, we'll have to keep seeing it. If there was ever a political equivalent to herpes, it would be this guy. Just when you think you're in the clear, he shows back...
Dean Cain Lands First Job In Years
Dean Cain has joined ICE. Usually the only thing he joins is an unemployment line. What he should have thought of joining first was a gym. At least now Mexican grandmas have a good chance of outrunning him. I have to wonder if Dean's presence will get some of these...
T. Swift | The Life Of A Horse Girl
Taylor Swift announced a new album for the fall, which is a relief for white women who haven't had anything to base their personalities off of all summer. Taylor's new album is titled "The Life Of A Showgirl" which to me is an odd choice for someone whose energy reeks...