PIERRE | NO LONGER A CUCK, GETS BACK A SEAT

He’s got a face only a mother could put up for adoption. And thanks to the CONservative dimwits in Alberta, we’ll have to keep seeing it.

If there was ever a political equivalent to herpes, it would be this guy. Just when you think you’re in the clear, he shows back up more swollen and red but this time sporting a cowboy hat. Seeing Pierre in his Brokeback Mountain Alberta drag pandering to Albertans is like seeing Kermit the Frog ride a bike: it just looks so unnatural.

You were already fired by your community, and rather than accepting defeat you have to push a colleague out of their job just to save your bruised ego. How can anyone, especially his own party, take him seriously anymore. He’s such damaged goods at this point that even Costco wouldn’t even give store credit.

I’ll cherish the memories of the last few months, when he couldn’t conduct press conferences inside Parliament Hill so he was relugated to the lawn like a couch in a trailer park. I’ll miss the days when socially he was lower than cuck.

I read a post on X that called Pierre the “comeback” kid of the year. The only cum back will be the one he leaves on Canada, after fucking over this country once again to fund his life with our tax dollars.