Trump, Taylor & Travis | The Week That Was In Pop Culture - Aug 24th - 30th
DONALD TRUMP: Dead or Alive?
Rumours and speculation have been swirling about the President’s health as no one has seen him publicly in days. First of all, that’s a welcome change in my books so why bring it up? Enjoy the silence while you can.
If Trump did die, then many of us owe a big thank you to Colonel Sanders and his 11 herbs and spices! Honourable mentions to Ronald McDonald and syphilis.
Trump has been showing more signs of failing health as of late. He’s been seen with that weird hand patch that looks like he was poorly colour matching foundation in a Sephora. And lets not forget his recent in ability to walk in a straight line. Then again, if I had assassination attempts made on my life, I’d probably start walking in a zig zag pattern too.
If Trump were dead, do we really think that the White House would take this long to announce it? Or would they just try and pull a Weekend At Bernie’s situation to see how long we catch on. I mean, Trump being treated like a puppet in death wouldn’t be much different than how he’s treated in life.
TAYLOR SWIFT & TRAVIS KELCE ENGAGED
After years of turbulent relationships turned albums, Swift is officially engaged to Super Bowl champion and human Golden Retriever, Travis Kelce.
No word yet if the bride will wear white or RED.
She will be flown down the aisle by private jet though.
SYDNEY SWEENEY DATING SCOOTER BRAUN
In an effort to be even MORE unlikable, denim aficionado Sydney Sweeney is reportedly dating MASTERS manipulator Scooter Braun. She might have great jeans, but TERRIBLE taste in men.
PEDRO PASCAL CIRCLING “DE NOCHE” FILM
Todd Haynes’ gay romance film, De Noche, has been shuttered for the past year after Joaquin Phoenix’s departure shut down production. The film may now have new hope in being revived as Pedro Pascal is reportedly interested in the role. It’s almost as if it was a role he was born to play. *wink wink*
GLORIA GAYNOR WON’T SURVIVE THIS
Resurfaced records show that FORMER gay icon, Gloria Gaynor, has donated nearly $22,000 to the Republican party since Trump ran for office in 2016.
I saw a recent photo of Gloria, and based on the hair and make up blending alone, I should have known she didn’t have many (if any) gays in her life.
When you’re a one hit wonder whose entire career is based off a song popularized by the queer community, I’m not sure why you would want to alientate or piss off your meal ticket. I guess the Proud Boys have a new theme song. First MAGA took the YMCA and now they’re taking I Will Survive. If they somehow get Cher next, we’re doomed.
SNOOP IN THE DOGG HOUSE
This week Snoop Dogg made homophobic comments about the 2022 film Lightyear and it’s representation of same sex couples on screen. Snoop was quoted as saying he was “scared to go to the movies”. Does he think the D BOX experience means a cock will slap him in the face?
In a newly released statement, Snoop apologized for his comments and said they were made while he was sober and he’ll make sure that never happens again. He actually said “my gay friends know I’m an ally”. Did he just do a reverse uno on the “I have black friends who know I’m not racist”?
